#tweet: damien

[6-atlas-6]

More redacted tweets ⁉️

I love making these guys

🎀: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

[aimedis]

redacted asmr tweets pt.1

tw - mention of eating disorder on image 7

[red-phantom-0]

funny tweets I think Damien wld unironically post

Unedited/original tweets

[glass-unicorns-4-sorority-girls]

[digitally-absent]

MORE REDACTED TWEETS!!

@astrodude-87 ‘s suggestions edition!!!

(I had to add one more so the weird thing tumblr does with photos didn’t happen..)

Thanks again for the help Astro!!

[harsh-lites]

18+ ONLY!

slightly related to the last hc i made of damien × f!reader but i just saw a tweet about a goth girl in full makeup lying in bed after sex while their s/o is out playing smash bros melee

then i immediately had an idea: gen!reader being in the goth girl's shoes as damien pays attention to elden ring soon after he fills you up

WARNING: penetration, creamp!e, reader can be either male- or femme-presenting, vague but general mentions of private parts, love on the couch (full hc below the cut)

imagine you (gen!reader) dressed up, full of makeup and all, getting railed good by damien in his stream room

all the stuff thrown into the couch there had been moved to the floor like a mess the moment you both start getting it on

somewhere along the way, both your clothes had been thrown into the growing mess pile, leaving both you and damien in nothing but your jewelry and (in your case) a full beat of makeup

you've enjoyed getting fucked on the couch in a variety of positions, but the one you liked the most was when you laid down, legs separated and ass lifted up with a support pillow as damien pounds senselessly into you

that position is exactly how you got off; you cum and shake uncontrollably as your lover hits your sensitive spots so perfectly while lending his own hand to rub on your genitals

you even beg him to never stop what he's doing - you love being overstimulated like this, as if you haven't any care in the world

your begging, tightness, and whimpers certainly almost put damien over the edge, but he still needs to hold his release as he hasn't asked you yet

the fast fucking movements have turned into slow grinding, and that gives him the time to ask you this: "where do you want me to cum, baby?"

you were waiting for this moment to arrive, you thought. you hit back with an incriminating reply: "inside, please. i need to feel you cum into me, i can take it. oh fuck, wanna get filled up full of you. only you..." you whine and gasp as the slow, smooth thrusts make your oversensitivity worse

damien chuckles. "yeah, i knew you could say that. love my cum so much you can't stop thinking of having a piece of me inside you? huh?" he whispers, deep voice, into your ear

you don't have any other answers than a quick row of "yes's" and "please's," letting him know that by cumming into you, he'd be yours and yours only, marking you as his property

not long after, damien would reach his own climax, and by the way you can feel his throbbing cock from inside you you knew that he's gonna spill his load deep into you

you both wind down from your highs, and at this rate it's hard for you both to let each other go, not when damien's dick is slotting so snugly inside your hole

eventually you both had to let go - the feeling of losing his cock may be mournful, but in return, you were satisfied and grateful that he got to treat you right like that

now comes the fun part: aftercare!!! 😀😀😀 you both take turns to clean up the couch's surface, then head to the bathroom to clean yourselves up

he gives you a fresh blanket sheet to snuggle to as you're resting there on the couch

there is no doubt you're having such a good rest, so you end up knocking out

damien pays close attention to how tired you've been after getting boned, so he thought of letting you know if he'd be ok to stream a few 15+ mins later while you're resting up

you don't mind, really - you could just sneak out in silence after waking up, that way you won't make such a commotion when damien is doing his routine twitch streams, as long as you make sure to respect his boundaries and such

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about an hour after getting properly knocked out, you wake up to what are apparently sounds of damien playing tonight's run of elden ring live on stream

as you take a peek from the green screen barrier, you see that he's already back in his clothes, looking as if nothing had happened

that somehow put you in an awkward but funny position, so you can't help but make a post on your (private and personal!) twitter account to let your followers and friends know where you are in the moment

your phone was, fortunately, sat on the table beside the couch; you reached for it, opened twitter, took a sneaky photo of damien in his own element - then a selfie of you still in a full beat of makeup, and tweeted those pics with a clever caption:

"he's playing elden ring rn, then here i am, on the couch, laying here fully naked with makeup on after filling himself into me"

a small set of replies came almost immediately after you uploaded the tweet. a favorite of yours definitely has to be this:

"bro really left you hanging there like its a job 💀"

your reply to that reply:

"he takes his twitch career seriously lmao what else can you expect 😭"

[worms-in-my-brains]

I'm so happy for you Damien

[jovenshires]

incorrect smosh tweets 65/?

[thesharktanksdriver]

Magical girl y/n’s Twitter (platonic)

Made these for fun and might make some more later

For those wondering, I’m not finished yet with magical girl y/n

[crysoon]

[6-atlas-6]

GUESS WHO'S BACK ❗️

Once again, I am not caught up on literally anything. Like I just checked the balance playlist and my jaw literally dropped from how much I haven't listened to, so if any of this is inaccurate, it isn't my fault 😔

🎀Tag list: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss

[aimedis]

redacted tweets pt.4

[idekwtf-is-happening]

Damien’s currently getting cancelled on Twitter for *checks to make sure I’m reading this shit right* apologizing for a joke he made five years ago where he mentioned the conflict in Gaza

[plutowash3re]

Some stupid little fake tweets I made with total drama reboot people

[digitally-absent]

More redacted Tweets!! (More posted right afterwards!!)

(Next ones are the ones Astro said I should do 🫶)

[cosmicsmosh]

ngl im glad to have joined smoshblr and not smoshtwt because they seem whack as HELL over there 😭